May 2013
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Every time you make a “may the 4th be with you” post, Yoda bitch slaps a unicorn.
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April 2013
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“You put the GIF in my JPEG.”
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Retailer: That's $9.85. [Holds hand out to receive money.]
Customer: [Grabs a tissue out of her wallet and puts it in the retailer's hand.] Could you dispose of this for me? I don't think it's been used.
Retailer: [Internal screaming.]
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March 2013
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Anonymous asked: WHY MUST YOU KEEP TAGGING ME IN YOUR TWITTER THINGS
mitchell001 asked: What would you do if you were a penguin for five hours? Not sure if this helps, but penguins don't have knees.
Anonymous asked: How ridiculously good looking is matt1308 on a scale of 1 to ridiculous? (this is definitely not matt1308)
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“Your teeth are so white they should make a rap album.”
– Aaron FitzSimons, Twitter
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Retailer: That's $22.50.
Customer: [Stares into her iPhone.]
Retailer: Um, that's $22.50.
Customer: [Continues staring.]
Retailer: Excuse me, can we continue with this transaction, please?
Customer: If you don't mind, I'm trying to send a text to my boyfriend.
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February 2013
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“You know there’s still some hope for society when an 80-year-old male customer...”
– Anonymous retailer (via craycraycustomers)
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