Girl Problems
I like three girls at the moment.
- Girl no. 1, she’s taken, yet teases me by flirting.
- Girl no. 2, she’s apparently a lesbian.
- Girl no. 3, I’m too shy to talk to her.
FOREVER ALONE.
The awkward moment when you text a girl you met at a club one night and she doesn’t remember you. At all. LOL in “Helvetica Bold”, please.
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